In Loving Memory of Your Virginity

Mourn the loss. Not the mistake.

Light a candle for the dearly departed: your virginity.

Gone too soon. Given to someone who absolutely did not deserve the honor. Whether it was your high school boyfriend, a guy named Kyle with a lifted truck, or that woman who said she "wasn't ready for a relationship" two days later... this candle is your memorial.

The Vagin' Mary watches over all who have uttered the sacred words:
"Wow... I really could've waited."

Prayer to the Vagin’ Mary

Bless me, Mother, for my standards have improved. May I never again confuse attention with affection, potential with personality, or six-pack abs with emotional maturity.

May the person I gave my virginity to remain safely in the past, where they fucking belong.

Amen.

Available in white or pink. The pink candle is rose-scented.

Sticker-only option: $15. Candle not included.

*This item participates in the RJDCI (Rainjarden Does Charities Initiative). At the end of each year, Rainjarden Does donates 20% of our net profits equally to five separate organizations. Visit our About Me page for more info on these five organizations.